*ring*
"Hello."
"Hi, my name is Jessica and I want to get married."
"Thanks for calling, Jess, but I'm already married."
*long pause*
"No, I mean I want to get married at your church."
"Oh, that's different."
Well, at least I thought it was funny.
The Anonymous Cranky Cleric is a minister, philosopher, curmudgeon and observer of life. He cites his doctorate from the "Universität des Lebens, Schule der harten Schläge" as his most cherished possession. He is not here to argue his (or your) religious viewpoint, offer counseling or discuss whether or not your pet goldfish has a soul. He's blowing off steam. If that upsets you he suggests that you find an outlet for your anger issues that don't include him.
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